A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attentionis galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. Icome once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again andpee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sexobsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country wedon't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my
frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'